Happy Birthday to the hardest worker in the room and the best screen partner any guy could ask for. Love you @brycedhoward ♥️?????
Here are twin Suffolk lambs, “Blackbelt” and “Quicksilver.” These Suffolk Sheep descended from a nearly wild breed of Island Sheep, over three human family generations and dozens and dozens of lamb generations, becoming incredibly hardy. Before coming to our farm the entire herd gave birth in the fields with no veterinary help whatsoever. With no man made shelter, no medicine, no hoof trimming and no supplemented nutrients only the strongest survived. The result is an incredibly athletic, wild and unusually hardy sheep, which when full grown can easily jump a 5 foot fence. Ask me how I know! One of them jumped head first into my chest at a full run and nearly knocked the wind out of me. I was brought back to my days as an all area 推特ide linebacker. Point being, I was an all area 推特ide linebacker. Nonetheless, we’ve had many unique challenges trying to domesticate these wild little Suffolk. But it’s working! Amazingly mama didn’t mind as we picked up her babies. Our hope is in a couple generations they will become as calm and fearless as the other domesticated breeds.
Clementine snuggles Cupid. The half sisters, daughters of Rex Dangerfleece get along well. We’ll see if that changes come middle school.
When you need to see if your stuff will fit in the new place but you forgot the tape measure.
Welcome Lamb #11 Alice Coopworth! Lamb Jam 2019 in full affect. This new Coopworth is a cross of Border Leister Ewe “Zha-zha” and Romney Ram “Rex Dangerfleece.” She will supply beautiful silky wool for many years to come. Christmas stockings, pot holders, sweaters, scarves and hats all courtesy a happy, sustainably and lovingly raised Alice Coopworth. #farmlife
On the set of Mag7 I remember @vincentdonofrio telling me and @ethanhawke about this western he wanted to make about Billy The Kid. Not only did he make it! He let me and Ethan be in it!!!! If you’re like me you love the lore of Billy The Kid. Young Guns was one of my favorite movies growing up. Check your local theaters March 8th and find one that’s playing The Kid. You won’t regret it. And you’ll get to see me play a real bad SOB to boot.
Took my young lady bushwhacking today. Nothing says Pacific Northwest like an ancient river of moss covered boulders. Favorite part of the day: Her:”So there’s no trail? How do you know how to get back?” Me: “I don’t. Sometimes you stay the night in the woods. Sometimes you end up just living there. We might run into someone who hiked out here twenty years ago never came back. Happens all the time. We’re gonna have to tell them all about cell phones and everything.”
@katherineschwarzenegger rocks the latest trend in fierce accessories. The eggshell wool baby lamb. Super high maintenance but worth it for this fashion icon. #farmlife
From Longhorn to Snow Bunny. Learn how BabyGurl does it all and still manages to brings the fire in an all new episode of The Real House Cows of #Farmlife Hills
The first lamb of the season arrived on Valentine’s Day. I think we’ll call him Cupid. ♥️ Good job Mamma! #farmlife#WeBeLambin’ #lambingseason2019
Tonight Stephen Colbert and I get deep. @colbertlateshow don’t miss it. @thelegomovie
Twenty years ago I was a waiter at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Every time I go back I’m reminded of the thousands of shrimp I ate off of people’s plates on the way back to the kitchen. Please tip your server. Leave at least 20%. Also leave some shrimp.
Bye bye New York! Made a bunch of friends today. Thanks to Nori, Emmalyn, Caleb, Eli and McKenna for my new bracelets. And to all the other kids who made drawings and cards, thank you as well. Love you! 2 Corinthians 9:8 And God is able to bless you abundantly, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work
Hug your babies. I had the chance to meet some awesome kids today. I am so blessed. Thank you to @rmhnewyork for the extraordinary work you do with children. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to share in their light. My heart is full. Thanks to Lego for sending over a crate of toys for these little ones to enjoy. Hug your babies. ♥️?
Get ready to fall in love with@tiffanyhaddish as Queen “Whatevra Wanabi” of the “Systar System” She is the new shining star of the LEGO Universe! #sheready @thelegomovie#thelegomovie2
A 92% on rotten tomatoes is very hard to get!! This is a big deal for me and the hundreds, if not thousands, of other talented people who worked tirelessly on this sequel. 92% means this movie is good. Real good!!! I’ve seen it. It’s truly great. Critics don’t always get it right. But they did this time! Get your tickets now by clicking the link in my bio. You may have to hurry and do it now to get a good seat! As a parent I understand how rare it is to take my kid to a movie that I also like. Let’s be honest some kids movies are kinda terrible. But you know, we love our kids, and they can’t drive themselves to the theatre at six years old so, somebody’s got to take them, right? ? Anyways. Click the link in my bio, book a bunch of @thelegomovie tix, you’ll laugh your butt off! Do it now! See you at the cinema!
The highly rated and eagerly anticipated @thelegomovie comes out Feb 8th. See what my Starlord, Owen, Blue, Emmett and Rex mini-figs have to say about it!
I hate when celebrities brag on here… but I have to. Our ewe (female sheep) named “Cacao” just took home a blue ribbon at Fiberpalooza!!!! Boom chic-Cacao cao!
@adelkyokushin has one of the most amazing stories I’ve ever heard. Amd the next chapter has just begun. Shout out to @unbreakableperformance
?♥️?So proud of my brother on his amazing win tonight. Made a major splash at his @bellatormma debut. As he will tell you, God is good!!! Who’s next!?!? What do you say 推特? Time to give @adelkyokushin that check mark!! So
Who does my mom love more, me or my brother Cully? Today while discussing all things @thelegomovie I got to visit with her and find out!
Be sure to follow my 推特 stories to catch the multi dimensional studio merging adventure!!!! @thelegomovie#legomovie2
Losing my mind on this global press blitz for @thelegomovie opening Feb 8th! But at least I brought my friends to keep me company! #thelegomovie2
So excited to watch my brother from another mother, the fierce but humble warrior @adelkyokushin as he makes his @bellatormma debut this Saturday, Jan 26th. Check your local listings and make sure to tune in to watch him fight. I’ll be there walking him to the ring. I’ll wave to you. Go time baby!!!
This is my mom Kathy. She is amazing! She loves to bowl. My brother Cully got her whole team bowling shirts for Christmas. So for a minute he was the better son. Now I’m gonna put her on 推特 for 22 million people to adore her. Your move Cully.
I fulfilled a lifelong dream by graduating space camp. I’m gonna be a real astronaut. No big deal. Goin’ to space. It’s whatever. @j_corden @elizabethbanks@arnettwill @thelegomovie ?Space Camp? Check it out this Sunday night on a special @latelateshow after football – 11:35
Sweet Katherine, so happy you said yes! I’m thrilled to be marrying you. Proud to live boldly in faith with you. Here we go! ??♥️
I love moving!! Picking up heavy things and moving them into the back of a truck was my major in college! (Full disclosure Chris Pratt did not go to a moving college but he did went to community college for a hot second). Point being… Need a dryer moved? Call Chris. Almost nobody in LA even has a truck so every time they have something to move they call me. Hey Chris, you still got that truck? “Oh hell yeah!!! Now I have a brand new truck thanks to @chevrolet !” DM me with your location and what you need moved and I will be over very soon in my new Silverado. #sponsored #ad
Today on National Law Enforcement day I want to give a shout to my brother Cully who’s been a cop for 15 years after serving in the Army for eight. Love you bro! Thank you! He and his brothers and sisters in blue put their lives on the line every day for their communities. They’ve answered a call to public service that is demanding and often unappreciated. On National Law Enforcement Day, we have an opportunity to thank them for their service and offer a token of respect. You are seen. You are appreciated. You are loved. Today we honor you. ?♥️??
Good morning! Merry Xmas Eve! No matter how you celebrate remember, “You’re awesome. Keep that shit up.”
Here is the newest trailer for The Lego Movie 2! I feel so lucky to work with such amazing people. Chris Miller and Phil Lord (who made the recent smash success Spider-Man movie that is out right now and currently 4000% on rotten tomatoes) wrote, produced delivered yet again with Lego 2. I play two characters. It’s funnier, more moving and had a song that is at least three times as catchy as everything is awesome. Ok. Love you. More to come.
Happy Birthday Chief! Your smile lights up the room. I’ve cherished our time together. Thrilled God put you in my life. Thankful for the laughs, kisses, talks, hikes, love and care.♥️???
Great floor seats at Staples Center last night. So close you could smell the action!
Goooooood morning internet! Check out this short short, holiday short we did. Said short twice, I know. It’s not redundant though because there’s a slightly longer short out there on Twitter and Facebook but this is 推特 so it has to be 60 seconds. Anyways. You know the deal. Be sure to see #thelegomovie2 when it comes out in February. Don’t worry I’ll remind you. A lot. A lot, a lot. I’m playing two parts. Im@gonna promote this movie sooo hard because it is truly special. Like@the first one but even better! Critics are already saying it’s my best work ever and many people in the know are saying it’s likely I’ll get nominated for an oscar. I’d like to thank the academy in advance etc. rotten tomatoes already gave me a 12milloon percent fresh which is unprecedented. #humbled im just a regular old guy with a cool job who is the best voice actor in the game clearly and i’m amazing and humble. GodBlessYou today merry Christmas happy holidays. However you celebrate, be safe, have fun, and do it with legos. Goodnight.
Here’s The Avengers 4 trailer if you haven’t already seen it- it is pretty amazing! Let me know what you think below!
YOU HAVE TO SEE #spiderman#intothespiderverse We LOVED it! Truly an original. (which is hard to do in this genre?) Chris Miller and Phil Lord (LEGO Movie directors) absolutely crushed this emotionally moving, cutting edge, progressive, diverse, funny, meta, action packed, silly, visually stunning masterpiece! Take your kids. So proud of you guys! (I have no skin in this one. I’m just a fan!) ???♥️
Did you know just four blue horned worms have the same nutritional value as two handfuls of vitam推特? I’ve been eating four blue horned worms daily for weeks now and i feeel great. Plus one benefit Jr makes you invisible. Oh dear. I think this might have been a bad idea. *Full disclosure this was a joke. Neither @prattprattpratt (Chris pratt)nor Chris Pratt Enterprises Inc advocate eating of blue horned worms of any kind. No blue horned worms were harmed in the making if this video. I do take a ton of real vitam推特 though. *full disclosure I do not take a literal ton of vitam推特. Neither @prattprattpratt (Chris Pratt) nor any affiliate or Chris Pratt Enterprises Inc advocate the ingestion of 2000lbs of vitam推特 at once. That could be deadly. No vitam推特 were harmed in the making of this video. *Full disclosure I do not know how the fish oil pictured above was harvested. There is a chance a fish was hurt. I cannot be sure. Maybe they just squeeze it a little til the oil comes out and then put him back in the water. Dunno.
As promised. The new Trailer for Lego 2!!! Super brickin excited for this one. Watch and share if you please. ?♥️
Get ready for the epic LegoMovie2 trailer drop tomorrow. I’m having so much fun playing with myself.#thelegomovie2 #thelegomovie
Gooood morning internet! I’ve missed you so much! Have you missed me?Well worry not! Tomorrow the new #LegoMovie2 Trailer is dropping. And you’re getting twice the Pratt-ction! (Pratt-ction is a registered trademark if ChrisPrattEmterprises. If you even try to use it anywhere I’ll find out it and I’ll sue you and you’ll have to pay me fifty thousand dollars cash)
As the wildfires continue to rage we ask ourselves, “What is the best way to help?” It’s a good question. Whether it be treasure, time or talent we all have something to offer. In my estimation Redcross.org is the most effective (tax deductible 501c3) I’ve found to directly impact victims of the fires and their families. Click the link in my bio and choose where you want your donation to go. If you don’t have extra money, there are opportunities to volunteer and if you don’t have time perhaps just 30 seconds to pray for the families, loved ones of the victims, the safety of our amazing first responders. If you please take the time to pass this information along. ?♥️ Been told the above picture was taken by @kellansworld
#Repost @katherineschwarzenegger・・・ So many people have been affected by the horrible fires over the past week in California. We thank and pray for the firefighters who are doing such incredible work, night and day, to save homes, people and animals. So many people are now left needing to rebuild and start over. Our dear friend Will Thach lost his home in the Malibu Woolsey Fire. Will has been with our family–and in all of our lives–for over 15 years. He is without a doubt the happiest, most selfless human and has helped us all in countless ways. That said, it’s time for us to put our forces together and turn to help him in this time of need. Will has passionately been working on his house for the past 10 years. This was his favorite hobby and something he took great pride in. During the fire, Will not only lost his home, but also all 3000 copies of his precious children’s Christmas book he has worked so hard on. The beautiful home he built by hand for so long, for himself and his dog, Welly, including all of his possessions and memories of passed family members that were kept 推特ide that house, are all gone. While Will is beyond devastated, he is deeply grateful for his support system and all of those who have reached out to help him. During this disheartening time, we wanted to create a page dedicated to help rebuild Will’s home and his life in Malibu Lake. Any amount donated will help and is much appreciated. The link for his go fund me page is in my bio and in my stories as a swipe up. All of the proceeds are going directly to Will, who is looking forward to getting his hands back on rebuilding this house. We are excited for the day Will is able to rebuild his home, where we can all go and visit and create new memories there with him. Thank you so much. He is beyond grateful and so are we. ♥️
Thanks for everything Stan Lee! What a life, so well lived. I consider myself extraordinarily lucky to have gotten to meet you and to have played in the world you created. ?♥️
So incredibly proud of my brother @adelkyokushin on his multi fight contract with @bellatormma. Can’t wait for the rest of the world to watch him fight and share in his unbelievable story. #warrior. #GodIsGood ?♥️
My Michael Douglas Fir mantle piece drying nicely! Thanks to @angelcitylumber for the hard work and @offermanwoodshop for the future craftsmanship. Had a chance to stop by there yesterday. Go check them out. They never fail to give you wood. Get it? Wood? Get it? Give you wood? Like wood? I’ll show myself out.
Happy Halloween. Be safe. ???♥️
Literally- the best day ever on the links with #ChrisTraeger himself @robloweofficial photo credit #DrRichardNygard @parks.n.rec
Thanks to my awesome sister @angierae1975 for diffin up this sweet photo of me as a kid. And to bro @cullypratt and his lady @candy_lvr for immediately pointing out my similarity to chuckie. The old one two punch of love and laughter we Pratt’s enjoy. ??? love you guys.
JUST ASK ME IF IM EXCITED!!!! @brucebufferufc