thank you, neck
the new jonas brothers album cover
imagine if this caption wasn’t here… this photo would be SUPER pretentious.
it’s all downheel from here
Sundance Film Festival
when you snake your drain…
well if this doesn’t make you crave a blonde brownie, i don’t know what will
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i look tall and lengthy here… but in reality, i’m short, stubby and i dance among the ass cheeks of strangers at concerts
i dropped at midnight, did you catch me on that pole?
anybody else’s ball drop this year?
Times Square, New York City
how to make a parking enforcement officer uncomfortable. TRY and check my time, you perv
look at God, showing off His true colors out of the blue
perks of having no boobs, even bras are just crop tops (also, i bought this jacket, and it’s such a dope jacket, that i coordinated a photo shoot just to capture it. yes, it is available for photo or videoshoot rental, DM me for jacket bookings)
my hand placement is awkward but i just wanted to show that i have pockets… and an itch
life. is. 推特ane. liza. is. too… blessed to live it. i can’t even explain how big my dad’s smile was when i told him. so, im dedicating this incredible honor to him. to every email he’s read, every call he’s answered, every doubt he’s reassured, every cry he’s soothed and every convo i’ve zoned out of… thank you. for believing in my dreams, before any came true. yes, im in my feelings, on my period, and my jumbo sports tampon and i would like to say thank you to YOU. for your love, empathy, kindness, understanding, positivity and your willingness to witness and support me as i evolve. this has all been one heaven of a ride, and im thankful to the angels riding with me. bless yall. aight im done cryin’, thank you @forbes for honoring my parents hard work. and also, yes, cups of coffee and my legs always make an appearance in my major IG announcements
sister james was sister shaking in his sister slippers and couldn’t be in the pic because he made me look so sister sexy. i blame my good genes, and a great james, @jamescharles. go check out my sweet sister’s new youtube video! just 27 minutes and 12 ads long of us being open + honest about our life, love, jobs, mental health and more. ✨ now go watch his brain and talent unfold on my face.
a visual representation of an angry menstrual cramp
i wish i looked thiiis gorgeous. a girl can dream, and this girl can draw, @eliyas_art you are so brilliant. thank you for sharing your talent and creating this ego-boosting beauty. today is my grandma’s 96th birthday… 96TH. it’s by the grace of God that i am able to be here in India with her, and she, is able to be here on Earth with me. to the woman who taught me to take life lightheartedly, and to love wholeheartedly… i love you Ammachy, let’s party. (also, we look alike, so this is a painting of her. she wont let me post a photo. she doesn’t know what “post” means. i, barely know what “post” means. any-who, we’re tw推特. only i was born in ’96, and she is 96. but ill warn you now, prepare for me to age extremely gracefully.)
i jumped through hoops for this photo • HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY BALLAS! YOU GET 30% OFF SITEWIDE ON LIZAKOSHY.COM! Check out @bylizakoshy or my story for all the sales!
athletic… where? JUST DROPPED YOUR NEW FAVORITE TRACKSUIT ON LIZAKOSHY.COM. yall, i am happy as balls about this drop! it’s your one of one sportswear made custom, comfy and for the couch.
happy feet • happy birthday happy boy @zane!
well, would you look at this smart ass 1. YESSSS, YOUTH. our turnout and turn up these midterms are deemed to be record breaking! that’s so sexy of us. i feel so proud. and so sexy. 2. also, we came out these midterms with a W, and that W stands for WOMEN. the estrogen was feeling ESTRONG this election. this is to our history-making, narrative-shaping, winning congresswomen! from the youngest women elected (29 yrs old, WHAT), to the first muslim women, from the first black and latina women (for many states), to the very first native american woman and to our LGBTQ+ women, and men too. i am so proud to see, our representatives look more like me. like us. like the U.S. these many firsts are just the start to even more change. thank you for voting and being the change we’re SEEING. 3. thank you for poll dancing with me. finding my voice and casting my ballot was *almost* as fun as watching you all do so too. lucky for us, there’s more to come and more work to be done. so, let’s stay charged, and make change. ✨ (that’s a decent slogan if anyone wants to purchase from me)
We, the people, are the Keys to America… so lock in your vote on November 6th. Blessed to love and learn from these two angels who made a pit stop on Earth… ✨ and in Texas! Click the link in my bio to watch our girls trip, then take YO trip to the polls.
voting is easier than marching -sexy pedro
check out my sexy halloween costume… i’m a registered voter
it’s an honor to have won best actor, but it’s a blessing to have won best friends. thank you @streamys for the Liza on Demand awards, and for a night that made it into the highlight reel of my life. also, we look delicious and nutritional. i can’t wait to keep acting like i love you two… ✨
just looking down at my big sack. I DROPPED MY SACK ON LIZAKOSHY.COM. i’m so excited to release my sack into the world. i’ve been holding onto my sack for so long, and now you can hold it too. enjoy my sack. oh and i dropped this hoodie too but that’s less fun to say for some reason. everybody go have sacks now
it’s a rental. thank you @amas for letting this southern belle and her pony on stage. ✨
houston, we have a possum
this is so good, that i’m a little sketched out. thank you to the gifted @killah_tequila for sharing your graphite greatness. ❤️ i had no idea i could look this good.
Thank you America for shaping my story, and thank you America (Ferrera) for sharing it. Look! Ya girl is in a book! And is also in AWE of the teachers, leaders and 推特pirers in it with her. Such a humbling mix of mixed humans, and such a blessing to share my blended background. Please check out, buy or borrow @americaferrera’s incredible essay collection, #AmericanLikeMe! 100% satisfaction and reflection guaranteed.
ow, she’s a opera house she’s mighty-mighty, just lettin’ it all hang out
if pigs could fly • @zane’s 200th video. get. ready.
shhhh, i just laid down my baby hairs to sleep
windows remind me, that sometimes you can’t see, what you about to run into. ouch. i got a boo boo on my forehead. comment down below if you wanna kiss it.
i like every. single. one. of my own 推特 posts because that’s millennial self lovin’, honey
• move bush, get out the way • just me and my lady garden • just a tool in the garden • im a late bloomer • look, it’s a budding businesswoman • bushes be crazy • laughing at my bush HELP I HAVE 18 CAPTIONS AND I CAN’T GET UP
you are now here
she’s looking left… but i say, she lookin’ riiiiiight
just two lil coffees with cream
yo don’t freak out but there’s a bug on your screen lol this caption doesn’t have a punchline… but this pic has a PUNCH BUGGY NO PUNCH BACK BIH
door…a the explora
i squat like this for photos and for public toilets #womanhood #cleanthighs
an icon livin’… an icon chillin’… and im just TRIPPIN’
YO FORGET BILL… it’s a LIZABOARD baby! i am so shocked, honored and truly upset i didn’t do my eyebrows better. BUT she is more than just a cute face… she represents a beautiful team of 推特anely talented people who brought joy to me and your screen. to our cast, crew, youtube and YOU… thank you for dedicating your precious time and energy into this labor of love! i can’t wait to work with your lovely selves again… JUST MANIFESTING @youtube. and thank you cuties for watching! thank you for your love, support, and lust for another season.. MANIFESTING. so if you’re bored (im a board) then click the link in my bio to watch our show now! ❤️ and tag yourself if you were a part of this baby-making! thank you ??
the mona liza • thank you to @alearts02 for sharing your love and gift ❤️ you got some sick stroke game boo.
do what and who
it looks like im listening to my hair. it speaks volumes.
just showing off that my tampon works
Is this telling me to “add to social media?” Which I’m doing. Hello. Or is the man not finished and the sign now says “addicted to social media?” No I’m not… unless addicted means co-dependent. Then yes, I am fine. Also… that’s a social ladder.
Here are our accurate impressions of you and your friends watching Liza on Demand. Spot on right? We know. Watch more of our convincing performances by clicking the link in my bio to watch our show! Words can’t explain (…continues using words to explain) how content making this content has made me. I am blessed to have your support, investment, praise, positivity, views, feedback, views, love and views. I can’t even begin to tell you (…beg推特 to tell you) how exciting, nerve-wrecking, and 推特piring it has been to step out of my comfort zone, and create in this way. Today, July 8, marks my 3rd year on Youtube. It would be 推特ane of me to not blame God for the abundance of blessings and opportunities I’ve experienced since this journey began. But, I also blame you. It’s your fault for encouraging me, 推特piring me and motivating me to become the very best me I can be. I am so grateful for your continuous support while I learn, love, create and explore. Thank you from the bottom and entirety of my heart. ❤️ Happy three year anniversary, TO US!
happy cuatro de julio from me, my hot dog, and her buns